Tragedy in Weird World

Today, it was revealed that Weird World's new leader, Yegi Glemwitz, was actually Zorb, Orb's evil brother, in disguise. When asked about the whereabouts of the true Yegi Glemwitz, Zorb said, "He's gone swimming in the Optimistic Ocean." When the Optimistic Ocean was investigated, Yegi was found chained to a large brick on the ocean floor. A good Asdf saved Glemwitz, and Zorb was put in jail. Weird World will now elect a new leader. Check later for a voting spot.